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How Alcohol Made Me a Pro Gamer.

Published by: MrDogbert on 30/05/2008 at 08:06 am Page 1 of 1: Pages: 1
I have come a long way from my Battlefield 2 days but I never knew how much Alcohol would help me get the wins in many games.
Every Lan in the UK knows of the Dogbert way of gaming always with a pint in hand ready for an E-Battle.

Like Popeyes spinach I have been able to power up in every game from Battlefield to World in Conflict using the power of Alcohol. In most cases this drink has been Strongbow, doesnt that name just say Gaming Power, I know it does to me when it speaks to me when I open the fridge.

So I will put some pics from Lans gone by in which alcohol has saved the day.




This is the historic pic of me after a 6-pack of Strongbow raising the Dignitas flag at the Iwo Jima Lan 1945.



This is at the CPL World Tour 2005 when I was taken out drinking with the Fatal1ty twins. Later that night Fatal1ty raped NewmaN, true story.



This pic comes from i27, the night after I won the Battlefield 2 tournament. You can see me, no0bSter, Keno, Low-Life and a crazy punk Swede guy who buys me drinks for being great. ODEE at this time was asleep in his car, later on me and Keno had to wake him up as we had run out of drink and got the champagne we had won.



This pic comes from our trip to Italy for the CPL World Tour 2007. I don't know what happened but think how I feel waking up with that in my bed. Drinking has its bad sides.



i32: Me, PuReBall, Apollo, and Flikstrr after alot of drinking play a game of human buckaroo with sleeping ex-cod4 player lukzar.



i33: Multiplay bar staff's worst nightmare - all your strongbow are belongs to dogbert.


I have kind of lost my way with this so in the end this is not a call for help about probable liver disease but a prayer to NewmaN and Dignitas to think of how much Alcohol could makes us become the best gaming team in the world.



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#1 United Kingdom Apollo
02/06/2008 @ 10:29
Drinking partners 4lyf
 
#2 United Kingdom Zaccubus
02/06/2008 @ 10:38
omg its link
 
#3 United Kingdom ODEE
02/06/2008 @ 10:38
:)
 
#4 Belgium Sui
02/06/2008 @ 10:47
#2 there is some ressemblence idd ;D
 
#5 United Kingdom adn
02/06/2008 @ 11:13
bah not stongbow! It's nasty xD
 
#6 Sweden Keno
02/06/2008 @ 14:52
ODEE was not happy ^^
 
#7 United Kingdom richybee
02/06/2008 @ 15:10
hahaha you with Fatal1ty cut outs :D:D
 
#8 United Kingdom MrDogbert
02/06/2008 @ 15:12
Fatal1ty is a fanboy.
 
#9 United Kingdom Demon
02/06/2008 @ 15:12
i remeber the days of strongbow when i was 13/14 going out on the streets, the cheapest drink around :p
 
#10 United Kingdom MrDogbert
02/06/2008 @ 15:20
Chav
 
#11 United Kingdom ReKo
02/06/2008 @ 16:16
Ahhhh still at the ripe old age where you think alcohol makes you look cool!

GOOD FOR YOU! :D
 
#12 United Kingdom MrDogbert
02/06/2008 @ 17:14
I dont need alcohol to make me look cool. Its just something i enjoy doing.
 
#13 United Kingdom JeRkY
02/06/2008 @ 17:20
And to think when I first took you to an i-series you couldnt even pour a bottle of beer without the head going all over the table.... :)
 
#14 Sweden Spy
02/06/2008 @ 17:54
P r e tyy nice lowl :~))}
 
#15 Trinidad and Tobago r2k
02/06/2008 @ 20:58
:D
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