Ways in which to RageTue 24th Jan 2012 - 2:25pm Category: Blog
Raging after having your rear end kicked by someone a league lower than you, using a 4 gate can be enough to crack any rage stick in two. So here are a few favourites to keep in mind demonstrated by guest Dursti who as you can tell had an unfortunate accident involving rage so he knows the odd thing or two about it!
1. Kick you own behind
It means less ear ache than kicking someone elses.
2. Drink an energy drink or two
Then you’ll have the energy to remove the rage.
3. Pretend you are an SCV
Lets face it things could most likely be worse for you!
4. Scream into a paper cup
Never know you may get a response.
5. Buy a disposable keyboard
Well its not the Black Widow’s fault that's for sure.
6. Build a castle made out of chewing gum
Then kick it over in rage, but not before tweeting a picture of it.
7. Take up kick boxing
At least in real life they will have a hard time kicking your behind plus when standing up in rage you can do a cool move and feel like a bad a**.
8. Go to the bathroom
or if you are alone stay where you are, either way we all know this helps!
9. Buy some Science Putty
Throw it against the wall in rage, pretend its creep or shape it into something sinister and begin your revenge!
10. Face down on your bed or sofa and breath deeply
Sometimes going to a ‘favourite place’ in your head works at this stage.
Got some more tips for Dursti to try? Pop them right on over to us @TeamDignitas go pwn and glhf with your new found rage!