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Ways in which to Rage

Tue 24th Jan 2012 - 2:25pm Category: Blog

Raging after having your rear end kicked by someone a league lower than you, using a 4 gate can be enough to crack any rage stick in two. So here are a few favourites to keep in mind demonstrated by guest Dursti who as you can tell had an unfortunate accident involving rage so he knows the odd thing or two about it!

1. Kick you own behind
It means less ear ache than kicking someone elses.

Kick your own behind

 

2. Drink an energy drink or two
Then you’ll have the energy to remove the rage.

Energy drink

 

3. Pretend you are an SCV
Lets face it things could most likely be worse for you!

SCV


4. Scream into a paper cup
Never know you may get a response.

Paper cup


5. Buy a disposable keyboard
Well its not the Black Widow’s fault that's for sure.

Disposable keyboard


6. Build a castle made out of chewing gum
Then kick it over in rage, but not before tweeting a picture of it.

Kick boxing

 

7. Take up kick boxing
At least in real life they will have a hard time kicking your behind plus when standing up in rage you can do a cool move and feel like a bad a**.

Kick Boxing

 

 8. Go to the bathroom
or if you are alone stay where you are, either way we all know this helps!

Bathroom


9. Buy some Science Putty
Throw it against the wall in rage, pretend its creep or shape it into something sinister and begin your revenge!

Science Putty

 

10. Face down on your bed or sofa and breath deeply
Sometimes going to a ‘favourite place’ in your head works at this stage.

Face down

Got some more tips for Dursti to try? Pop them right on over to us @TeamDignitas go pwn and glhf with your new found rage!

Warrden

Your Comments

  • Sui

    Piet Smet
    Tue 24th Jan 2012 - 2:27pm

    "Build a castle made out of chewing gum" love that one haha. Person who builds the best castle of chewing gum gets a DotA 2 beta key :D Needs pictures with you + the castle of gum on it!

    Bonus points if you use Vibe Energy gum http://www.team-dignitas.net/shop/Team-Dignitas/Energy-Gum/43/Vibe-Energy-Gum-v2/ ;D

    Curious to see if anyone will actually do it :>

  • Bergie

    Fredrik Bergmann
    Tue 24th Jan 2012 - 2:43pm

    Awesome :D

  • ky4ence

    Vilislav Hristov
    Tue 24th Jan 2012 - 3:06pm

    Sui if a pack of gums cost for 2 Euro each it will be cheaper to buy your own beta key :D

  • ChriSSyB

    Chris Bullard
    Wed 25th Jan 2012 - 2:17pm

    haha i've actually had to do number 10 a couple times in the past. Much more calmer in my old age though.

  • zilir

    Nick Mercer
    Wed 25th Jan 2012 - 2:48pm

    haha screaming into a cup is brilliant, new favourite hobby :D

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